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Dancing dragons, fantastic costumes and a feast of fireworks: Spectacular pictures from Chinese New Year across the world Chinese New Year began on January 31 marking the start of the Year of the Horse Biggest holiday in Chinese calendar, with celebrations across the world all weekend

People around the world headed to the streets to celebrate the Chinese New Year, and to welcome the Year of the Horse.

Chinese New Year, which began on Friday, is the most important holiday in the country's calendar with residents getting a week-long holiday. But this year celebrations were relatively low-key in China.

Chinese festivities normally begin with extravagant fireworks displays, which are believed to bring good luck and dispel evil spirits. However, as smog has blanketed parts of central and eastern China over the last few months, officials called on residents to buy fewer fireworks in order to lessen air pollution in the country.

 Celebrations around the globe: Performers in costume take part in the Chinese New Year parade through Sydney's centre on Sunday

  Paris festivities: People in costume parade through the French capital to mark the start of the Chinese lunar calendar

 Sydney celebrations: The lunar celebrations in Sydney are the largest outside of Asia

 Global celebrations: More than 100,000 people came out to watch the New Year parade in Sydney's centre

  Lion dance: The opening ceremony of the Chinese new year celebrations in the centre of The Hague

Twilight Parade: Performers in Sydney prepare for the parade through the city's centre

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Ein Baby schreit in einem Kinderwagen in New York. Passanten wollen helfen – und erfahren den Schreck ihres Lebens. Was sie nicht wissen: Das Teufelskind ist Teil einer PR für einen neuen Horrorfilm.




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Photographs of Gorgeous Model Sar Sampaio

                                Photographs of Gorgeous Model Sar Sampaio(simipoor)

When child be alone with dad !!!!

                 
                                                      When child be alone with dad !!!!

AGE IS A WONDERFUL THING

ROMANCE

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck."

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"
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DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTRE

80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds
Her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in
My hand can have sex with me tonight!"

An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"

Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."

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OLD FRIENDS
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me... I know we've been friends for a long time but I just can't think of your name. I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."

Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said,

"How soon do you need to Know?"

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SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Vernon, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on M25. Please be careful!"

"Hell," said Vernon, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

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SUPERSEX
A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.

As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex."

She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."

He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."

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DRIVING
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to major crossroad. The stop light was red, but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another major junction and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.
At the next junction, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! Am I driving?"

tell me this won't happen to us !

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